[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". (the vacuum cleaner is always in my way.)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.  (at the supermarket. the door didnt go open, so i ran into it.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

So Far: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (i licked it once. when i was little and had small arms. now its almost impossible)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (yup )
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

So Far: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (i use my left middlefinger and forefinger (or something) and on my right my other forefinger...)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (yup. in the garden when i was little)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (it happens all the time!)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (my pillow is wet every morning... -.-)

So Far: 15

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.  
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (happens most of the time)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

So Far: 19

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (when im doing stuff like: 6+5 = 11. or when im counting stuff.)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (my necklace and bracelet)

So Far: 23

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (im clumsy...)
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (i found a dinosaur!)

So Far: 26

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (use it all the time.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (hahahaha i did. just to make sure 3 x 30 is 90 )

Total: 30

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score. = 90%

And write as your journal title "I am ___% Insane."

hahahaha im almost completely insane!